5/08/2023

Transgender Athletes: A Little Farther Down the Road

Sometimes the answer lies a little farther down the road. The 1965 history changing Selma to Montgomery Alabama civil rights march is consecrated ground in our national consciousness for inclusion and fairness. Interestingly, if you continue the Martin Luther King led protest march route north on State Highway 80 for 23 miles to Marion, AL, a small hint to the solution of one of the many endless cultural wars, athletic Transgender rights, we now engage in, can perhaps be gleamed.  


Stating obvious common sense: when a biological male discovers they can no longer psychologically fit into their birth gender and seeks to transfer out of it to compete with and against physically less-competitive females, it is a disservice to women’s athletics. When female athletes are unfairly required to compete against transgender women who, as biological men, have markedly higher testosterone levels, all the Title IX gains of the last 50 years potentially disappear. Female athletics should not become the hunting ground for underachieving birth right male athletes. 

It was so simple. Title IX came along in 1972 and the world became fairer. Just line ‘em up for a plumbing check. Outdoor to the right, indoor to the left and let the games begin. Let the best man or women - on separate but theoretically equal playing fields - win. It took time, but everybody stayed in their lane and female athletics boomed. Now this. But, in the pre-Jackie Robinson days, blacks had their own league where only the ball was white. Back in the days when America was great for some, America resisted the impending social upheaval of the crazy idea that blacks and whites should compete on the same ball diamond. So, who am I to tell a transgender athlete how they feel and where they should play? 

Transgenderism is a scientific proved fact of life. These are human beings deserving of respect and rights. They are equal members of society. However, as we have evolved as a more and more inclusive society, we have learned that equality does not mean giving special status to all not fitting the profile of a round peg. 

In 1896, the Supreme Court of the United States issued a racist edict that passed the smell test of the times. In Plessy v. Ferguson, despite the 14th Amendment’s Equal Protection Clause banning states from denying “equal protection” to any person in their jurisdictions, separately designated train cars for whites and blacks, for example, were deemed constitutional if they were “equal.” It was wrong- and in reality, seldom equal - and eventually our society demanded an overturn. 

It took 50 years to reverse Plessy v. Ferguson. In 1954 the Brown v. Board of Education decision said that equal means equal. Implementation, however, has not been simple or rapid. It took another 18 years for Title IX to expand to the nation’s ball fields the rights of another less privileged group. Once again, the court said, “Equal means equal,” and upheld the constitutionality of Senator Birch Bye’s Title IX revolution. 

Now, buckle up again. In 2023 the courts will inevitably revisit Title IX and determine the extent of Transgender rights to compete in sports. In this case, in my opinion, common sense and fairness says, “equal does not mean equal,” but separate. 

One hundred and one years ago, in 1922, the Alabama Crimson Tide opened the football season against the state’s Marion Military Institute. Bama crushed the junior college upstarts, located 50 miles south of their massive state flagship campus by an equally massive score of 110-0. According to news reports of the day, “only the summer temperatures and the short quarters prevented Alabama from making the score a regular landslide.” Marion had one first down but was “never in hearing distance of the Crimson goal.” The two never played the other in a football game again.

This fall on September 9, 101 years after the 110-0 beat down, the University of Alabama will take to the gridiron before 100,00 plus rabid fans to battle the Texas Longhorns. Marion Institute, founded in 1841 by a future Lieutenant Colonel in the army of the Confederate States of America, will toe the starting line for a cross-country meet at Huntington, AL College. They dropped their football program in 1941. A public funded military school, Marion has produced over 200 generals and admirals in the United States Armed Forces. Currently, 56 Bama football alumni are active members of National Football League rosters. 

Chill, folks. We have a way of figuring these types of things out. It is what Makes America Great to Begin With.

5/04/2023

WLAY-AM Radio

This is how we roll. I told her I would take her places and I have – my trophy bride is now pampered by three trips to Paris in five years. First Paris, MO then Paris, IL and today Paris, KY. 


On today’s adventure I turned an eight-hour interstate trip to Birmingham, AL into a 12-hour Blue Highways hopscotch through southern Illinois, eastern Kentucky and northern Alabama. I let my trusted Wing mate take the wheel and I navigated. “Just ahead at the Dollar General is a short cut that will take us into Alabama,” I directed.  “We crossed into Alabama at least 20 miles ago,” she said. I knew that.

The goal of any family vacation we took as kids with my dad was to make good time, with limited concessions made to youthful bladders. I am still rebelling. Today, after stitching together a tapestry of roads covering every letter in the alphabet, we pull into the Florence, AL convenience store that boasted $2.98 gas and a parking lot boarding WLAY-AM radio, the oldest radio station in the southern US. On the air since 1933, it is one of the last AM stations in the state. That is over the last 90 years a lot of farm reports, school closings and high school football games. 

I read recently that Ford has announced that starting in 2025 they will no longer program AM radio into their cars’ sound systems. What a shame. Kids today will never know the joy AM radio brought to our lives. In 1971 I heard for the first time Bye Bye Miss American Pie on KXOX-AM at a time when all the hot girls only liked older guys. These sentiments, I admit, sound silly today, but AM radio was our lifeline. Remember Johnny Rabbit? He didn’t just play the hit records of the day; he was the man behind the magician’s curtain, and he made the world tolerable. 

To this day my chest swells with pride when I recall the day in October 1967 (when all the World Series games were played in the daytime) and right under the holy Sister’s nose, I snuck my $5 Sears transistor radio into my 6th grade classroom. In a steely clandestine move, I snaked an earphone cord from my pocket hiding place up and under my shirt and to my left ear. Then I stealthily leaned my head into my left palm. 

I had both moxy and now the earned honor of announcing to my buddies that Javier had just taken a 5th inning Lonborg hanging curve over the Green Monster of Fenway for a three-run dinger. Cards 5. Red Sox 1. With Gibby on the mound, boys it is over, the Cards will win the 7th and deciding game of the Series. 

WLAY was our golden hits companion for 28 miles as we rolled down Alabama 187, then the signal failed. By the time we hit Moulden, we were back to Sirius radio. Oh well. If we can find a Holiday Inn tonight with a blinking neon sign, we are in, damn the cost. That’s how we roll.

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